HIV tests are more positive than that guy
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I touched a dick in church today
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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