I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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