Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
