So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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