I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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