Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I will be naked everywhere
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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