Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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