I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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