I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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