Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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