either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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