i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Terrible idea I love it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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