She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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