We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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