yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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