so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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