you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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