sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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