.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You are a genius and a whore.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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