i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
its not stalking. its research.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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