you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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