Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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