summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist