so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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