On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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