My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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