That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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