You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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