Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
