Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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