I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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