think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We need to rekindle our bromance
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I had to cum in my sink.
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