so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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