im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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