I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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