so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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