"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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