That's when you crack a 10am beer
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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