i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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