You're so nebulous sometimes
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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