arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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