Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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