So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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