For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
