Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Shame is for Republicans.
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