Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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