Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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