How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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