Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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