I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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