i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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