I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think my moral compass just broke
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