Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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