North Korea, Best Korea!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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